Wada kero pr nibhana seekho

Wada kero pr nibhana seekho

Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna seekho

Uoon hi kisi ko intizar na karwao

Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena seekho.

Hansi ny labon pe ana choor dia hy

Hansi ny labon pe ana choor dia hy,

Khawabo ny palkon pe ana choor dia hy

Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi

Aap ny jab se yaad karna choor dia hy.

Aj rotha howa aik shaks bohat yad aya

Aj rotha howa aik shaks bohat yad aya

Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohat yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard hua to bohat yad aya.

Kal ko milne ki aas rehny do

Kal ko milne ki aas rehny do,

Zindagi ki baqi pyas rehny do,

Apni khushiyan smait lo jana

Mujh ko u hi udas rehny do.

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gaye

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gaye

Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gaye

Wo to har roz rulaate the humen

Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gaye.

Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox

Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Angel: What do you want

Angel: What do you want?

Boy: a beautiful girl

Angle:
if u r muslim I'll give you katrina
if u r hindu I'll give you karine
if u r christian I'll give you Angelina

what's ur name?

Boy: Sheikh Vinod Fernando

Ye Acha hai k ham achay nhi GHALIB

Ye Acha hai k ham achay nhi GHALIB

Kisi ko Dukh to nhi hota ham say naraz honay k baad

Most Filthy Proverb Ever

Most Filthy
Proverb Ever

An APPLE A Day















Becomes POTTY
Next Day . .

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above

funny sms

Socho...!
Hum Har Roz kitne Fazool SmS karte Hain..?
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Aaj 1 Aur Sahi ;-)

Chahat To Aj Be Thi Utni Un K Liye

Chahat To Aaj B Thi Utni Un K Liye,

Pr Qismat K Haathon Majboor Ho Gye,

Dekhi Jo Un Main Apne Lye Be-Rukhi,

Hm Unki Khushi K Lye Un Se Door Ho Gye.

ISLAMIC MESSAGE

Prophet Said:
If Anyone Forgets A Prayer He Should Pray When He Remembers It.

There Is No Expiation Except To Pray The Same.

Bukhari-1.571 

ao Aandhiyon se keh do Apni Oqaat Main Rahen.

Darakhton se Jharr jayen Jo Pattey Woh Hum Nahin,

TANHA

Jao Aandhiyon se keh do Apni Oqaat Main Rahen.

Ke Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Par 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do

British News Paper Ne Aaj Ke Paper Me Ye Inkishaf Kiya Hai,
Ke Dr.Imran Farooq Ko Muttaheda Ki Qaydat Ne Qatal Kerwaya Hai,
Kyu Ke Imran Farooq Ke Paas Aik Eham Raaz Tha,
Aur Woh Fox News Per Aa Kar Ye Batana Chatay They,
Ke Mujhe Pata Hai,

"Ke Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Par 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do."

Ghor se msg parhne ka shukriya. 

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...